PIRANHA! PIRANHA!

"I tend almost never to throw other films under the bus, but ['Piranha 3D'] is exactly an example of what we should not be doing in 3-D. Because it just cheapens the medium and reminds you of the bad 3-D horror films from the '70s and '80s," - Producer, Director, Narcissist, James Cameron

There seems to be more than piranha in the dark and scummy waters of Hollywood. Indeed, there seems to be a great white shark trolling the west coast for morsels on which to chew on and spit out. After learning of the above supportive words inanely issued from one of the (currently) most successful movie makers in Tinseltown, I must say that, despite the piles money you've made, Jim, you have yet to make a film with an original story and I predict that your movies will NEVER be remembered for anything other than being cash cows. You can go back to slurping your granola cereal and hugging your trees now, there's some serious horror fans who want to watch the bloodiest movie ever filmed.